Whenever my family passes the Glen Canyon Dam, we stop. A classic tourism move for the Barton clan.
With each visit we enjoy a barrage of "dam" jokes. My brothers and I pretend to damn everything. (*Warning* These are only funny if you realize the nature of swearing in Mormon culture)
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| Maybe if I took the dam test I would know my dam IQ. |
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| You can take a dam tour from the dam tour guide and they will give you more dam information than the dam posters. |
So yeah, the dam visit is always enjoyable.
But what I really want to discuss is this dam picture. They have this picture on the wall that says "History of Glen Canyon Dam", right when you walk in. I noticed it for the first time this year.
My first thoughts: Okay, so maybe I didn't have any first thoughts. I just erupted into uncontrollable laughter. Look at that fat little watermelon boy! His bow tie, his chunky face, his ears poking out, his pinstripe overalls. Adorable. Hilarious. I wish I could time travel, just to get a glimpse of this kid in real life.
But the longer I stood there, I thought, what does this picture have to do with the making of Glen Canyon dam?
Answer: This picture has nothing to do with the dam. I honestly think some random member of the national monument committee, just fell in love with this picture and had to put it up on the wall.



3 comments:
Haha. That's so dam funny. Love this! :)
I love this dam post. ;)
Why do you guys always go on dam vacations without me?
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